How to fuck everyone.

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Veronika Kushnaryova


Circumventing the laws and knowledge of the system is not less than the share of shahrays.

Insatiable people all over the world have always had an unconventional idea of ​​finding benefits where they would have thought they couldn’t.


And such stories are far from being the only guesses of Hollywood screenwriters.

In this article we learned about 10 “life hackers” who played by the rules, only to get drunk on the great game.


A security survey conducted by an American company once revealed that one of its Internet traffic users spends a lot of Internet traffic on video searches, and is also irrelevant to the company’s activities. Internet browsing of sites Reddit and eBay.

It turned out that the forty-year-old fakhivets from software security simply outsourced all his work to fakhivets from China.
Before speaking, more than a fifth of his special salary was spent on paying for the services of Shanghai police officers, and they also paid extra for watching cat videos and online shopping.


Bypassing the anti-Tyutyun law

at Minnesota


In 2007, the state of Minnesota in the USA praised the anti-Turkey law, which banned smoking in bars.


Two young guys from New Jersey posted a shoutout in the New York Post about selling a set of 10 top movies with an XXX badge for $49.95 in total.

Cost a set of 10 cassettes for no less than $100, and the proposition would be suitable for fans of the genre.


The main plan was to pay by penny transfer or by check by mail - the receipt and bank cards were not accepted.

There were a lot of buyers.


In the late 1960s, Australian farmer Leonard Kesley lost a very large wheat harvest.

Vakhovuyuchi rural quotas, imposed by the state, could not become a problem for him.


To advance the obligations of legal sale of grain, the order is not resolved and threatens to seize the land.

In view of such injustice, Leonard tried to leave the fold of Australia and make his land an independent country.


Apparently, a $1 bill is more expensive in the United States than a $1 coin, which can last a lot longer.

In 2010, a growing number of coin doors were expected to increase the circulation of dollar coins, introducing victorious credit cards to everyone who wanted to buy them online.

Moreover, there were no daily exchanges for a number of coins that you can bathe in so that you can wash your skin.

Jane Liau Liau was one of the poor people who figured out how to make money from the offensive scheme.

Vaughn collected coins from a large number of people, and a Cash Back card, which allows you to withdraw returns of small hundreds from the amount of purchases of bonus miles from the airline.

“Work at home. Average light, high salary” - this kind of confusion can be seen in dozens on the street, metro, Internet, in newspapers. One would have to be wary: what do people without light pay this very “high salary” for? And special beginners? Or people should trust: call and call for the specified telephone numbers. Then they are asked to pay, say, 1000 rubles, and then get a kit for starting a new phone. In fact, this kit is a pack of papers ( at the shortest end - with a disk), iz designated Moreover, how to “dissolve” a couple more brothers-in-arms due to misfortune.

Or there’s this option: you need to teach the work about reading or layout of the text.

In order to get rid of a permanent job, you need to sign up for a trial post, which (respect!) will be sent to you for a symbolic sum - rubles for 300. Having said, “Vibacht, we have often been deceived and have not been deprived of our daily posts, and we ask you to deprive us of such a post.”

Well, what can be more destructive for the Osukans than to justify their important lives?

Why pay money?

2. You became the 1000th division

You will receive a sheet, for example, from Spain - or some other distant land - but also entirely English.

You know that once you go to such a site, you automatically become a participant in the prize draw - and you win!

Here, with a more elaborate scheme, the participants of the pyramid are encouraged to independently get to the “information” of their friends and acquaintances.

A fee is paid for a skin animal (and it is collected from the same animals).

Your friends will encourage you to do the same - and so on ad infinitum, until the pyramid is destroyed and its creators leave the bench on fire.

5. Innovative business

This distribution is insured for people with pennies and good looks.

The Shakhrays are looking for those who are ready to take a stand against the power of the right, and ask to invest in their business.

As a business plan, a potential investor is presented with a “super-idea”, most often involving revolutionary technologies or any special approach.

Victims expect a mountain of gold and a return in the first week after the investment, otherwise, as only the title of businessman takes away the money, the wine, of course, is evaporated.

6. Working on the phone

The flurry of such recommendations could not help but play into the hands of the Shahrays.

Pseudo-brokers call investors or potential investors and encourage them to buy shares of a certain company.

It is unlikely that soon there will be a change in management and a transition to a new efficient production.

In fact, the company’s spyers themselves have already begun to buy up these valuable papers, which is direct proof of their rapid growth.

Just hurry up - not a lot of shares have been lost.

Having spent nearly 20 thousand dollars, investors immediately realize that they invested in a shell company.

As a rule, a single one-year-old is registered several days before the start of the scam and is already on paper.

Or a company with a long, if not the most successful, history.

Pevna rich, it is impossible to sell such shares.

9. You have a sheet

Having spent my time in the steel retail industry and having returned to a similar company (albeit in a different place), I want to warn you, buyers, that they don’t suspect anything, because of the fact that they can be with you in the trading points and sales offices;

They are observed in such places near the skin of the client and respect that nothing special should be done.
Well, then, the pennies that you put into your rack will be spent on your rack, and not in your hands until you reach the shahray;

No one is giving you the whole package in the phone box and no one is deceiving you regarding tariff plans or phone characteristics.


You yourself are led by the fact that often these speeches can hardly be called crazy, and you definitely don’t have any respect for them. Today's issue will be dedicated to all sorts of tricks regarding the contracts of mobile phone operators - with SIM cards, that is.
First things first, in the simplest way:
"Your contract will cost 300 rubles"
Take any of the simple tariffs of any operator, force them to sell for this price.
You pay 300 rubles, and all those pennies go to your bank account (because, of course, you don’t buy the SIM card from such Jews as the MTS company - they will always lose 50 rubles; then, if you buy the SIM card for 300, then you have a clue 250).

Absolutely no bullshit, right? However, if you are interested in looking at the box of your contract, please note that it contains two hundred, not three hundred, carbovanes.
How can I activate my SIM card on my own?
Just insert it into your phone and you can immediately make calls - there is no need for a Beeline or MTS phone.
In order to activate the Megafon SIM card, you need to enter a short set of numbers and symbols, as written on the box of your contract;

I wish I had already circled this combination with a marker so that the dude doesn’t forget. Let’s assume that the seller actually activated your Megafon SIM card.
But what if you work at that moment, if you “activate” the accounts of other operators, why won’t they require activation?
By correctly connecting you with additional services for additional special combinations, the completion of these activities will now go into plan.
What a crazy guy he is, he only connects costless services without a subscription fee.

How about...

As everyone knows, people who strive for success are themselves cunning and deceiving.

The time has come for you to learn something from the great deceivers and swindlers.

Deceive correctly and clearly!

As it seems, “life’s proof is the nourishment of illumination, and a healthy mind in dealing with people is based on fraud.”

Our hour is calling itself civilized.

If there is a civilized marriage, then lies and deception are more likely to occupy a new place.

Harro von Senger

In the created world there is also deception.

Creatures disguise themselves, take on other masks and cheat.

It is genetically instilled in them to smell the stench.

Such a person just wants to live.

Create a reputation for being a simpleton.
Be simpler, more reasonable, it seems a little stupid and naive.

Build an image of a truthful, honest, and down-to-earth person.

A charming smile, positive behavior, kindness and trusting tone of speech are your blessing.

Create an intellectual superiority over you.

As long as people think that they are smart about you, they will be easily fooled.

This method is often used to make fun of pretty girls.

Vony is ready to look like a “ugly blonde”, for a calm life and to make her plans in life.

2. The principle of information flow

Our mind comprehends both the truths we talk about and the truths we ignore.

A. Rivarol

It is not obligatory to lie, but you can change the flow of information in the minds that are important to you.

You can receive information, discuss, use a method to gather information, re-mix and focus on important facts.

Such deception is more believable and easier to control.

Once you are exposed to your deception, you do not suffer as much as for direct deception.

3. The principle of parallel operation

Create the need for a “curtain of smoke.”

Hide the deception under the guise of passion and heartfelt kindness.

Under the intentions of the nobility, a great deception can be perpetrated.

8. The principle of throwing in a thought

People believe more in these thoughts that appeared in his head.

Don’t speak in direct text, but act in an indirect manner, indirectly attacking the people.

People believe what they have guessed themselves.

The wounds you caused will give me a little thought.

Those who throw up a thought that no one can guess.

9. The principle of vikoristannya bazhan people

Give the people what they want.

Ask him to help him with his problems and get a long-term result.

When things become real, people forget about everything.

Lyudina, as she says, can’t be foolish.

If we “dump” the airline from a financial plan, this is already a standard situation.

No one really understands how a difference between 25 and 30 kilograms can be carried on the flight, but not everyone can fool the system and, having opened the bag, get all 70 sets of clothes on themselves right at the check-in counter ii.

There was one such wise guy in China.

And he is far from being the only one... He is, in fact, Chinese.

And in general, this idea has its own logical place (of course a little bit of God, but still a sense).

We don’t understand how American airport security responded to a jacket filled with telephone chargers, but other people in Asia and Europe are quite successful in moving between countries in this manner.

Dutch "Robin Hood" for an additional coupon, adding electronics for $60,000 absolutely free.

You probably don’t think that you can achieve success by exchanging coupons for goods.

Moreover, coupons are often extended to those that we really don’t need.

When the United States at the beginning of the 20th century tried to stop the consumption of alcohol on the cob, the whole country was permeated with the ruin of worldliness and the participation of a hard, thoughtful thought about how greedily the stench could end.

Since you didn’t want to risk your lives, being on the right side of Al Capone and other bootleggers, you could once again get drunk at your husband’s with large quantities of good homemade wine.

Just like the wine of a good old grandmother.

Grandma has a lot of her own turbos, isn’t that right?

And all these smart tricks were absolutely legal.

Vine-Glo and a handful of other companies sold jars of grape concentrate or pressed grape briquettes, right along with yeast tablets, which, we assume, could be used to make wine, but who would think of such bad ideas?

This would break the national oath of obscurity, so Vine-Glo reported instructions to help customers overcome this covetous sin (I quote):

"Advance. Do not place this briquette in a one-gallon rack (approximately 5 liters), do not add zukor and water and do not allow it to stand for seven days, otherwise an illegal alcoholic drink will result."

It’s simple, everything is ahead of time and information about those things that you don’t need to do so as not to break the law.

With the help of such cards, people “bought” one-dollar coins from the government and secretly sold them in order to pay off the loan on the card.

With this rank, people could theoretically earn an infinite number of miles.

One guy, known as Pickles, confirmed that he bought $800,000 in coins and earned 2 million miles and advanced platinum status.

Now you can fly for free until the end of your life.

Of course, this meant that the coins were not actually included in the circulation - the order was to take the pennies from that very bank in order to deliver the coins to people’s households, only in order to safely take them back from the bank.

Then people asked for more, and had to pay for the trip again;

And so on ad infinitum.

Having thoroughly understood the scheme, she immediately closed the program.